real story;
string sender;
sender = "Conrado Adolpho";
Boss: Our client wants a invisible button on system to access site statistics without anyone else know how he does
Programmer: What an awful idea!
Boss: Do what he asks, because you don't talk with the users, so you don't know how to do it...
(Later...)
Boss: The user called complaining because he's not finding the button with the statistics...
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