real story;
string sender;
sender = "Asdrubal";
User: Is the system down?
Programmer: Yes. I'm working on it, but I don't have an estimate when it will be back up
User: Okay, but is there an estimate of when you will have an estimate?
(Another phone in the wall)
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T-shirt: I don't know if it will be done before or after I kill you