real story;
string sender;
sender = "Marcelo";
Programmer: Hey Boss, so I won a free Java course taught by one of the best Java guys around at an event I attended. But the course is a week long, all day. Can I have this week off?
Boss: No way! We don't use Java in nothing in this company...
Programmer: What??? All our systems are written in Java...
(boss has a face of “uh...”)
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