/* True stories sent by berdam, @PensamentoOgro and João Soares */
Manager: Could you get me a report about the items that aren’t in the system?
Programmer: Ohhhhhhh God!
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Boss: I think I’ve got a presentation on my laptop but I don’t know when I created it. I need you find it. I will present it this afternoon.
Programmer: How can I find something you that you don’t even know exists?
Boss: You’re the expert!
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Costumer: Well, the system I need is a piece of cake. You can do it in a week. I just need a customer database, vendor database, financial module, sales module, cash flow, fiscal printer, ...