PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Turbo! Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "Leonardo Chaves Cavalcante"; Boss: The users are complaining about the slowing on file processing. Programmer: Man, here's the problem: the system is retrieving all database in each processed line... Boss: Wait!(…) leia mais
PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Já tenho o domínio Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "@rogeriocs"; User: I'm starting a new business and I want to hire you to create an e-commerce for it... Programmer: Cool, what will you gonna sell? User: I don't know yet...(…) leia mais
PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Fax Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "Kako Silva"; User: Did you receive a copy of the error? Programmer: Yes, but... I received only a blank page. I think the intern scanned the wrong side of the report... User: No, that's the error.(…) leia mais
PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: O servidor está ligado? Transcription ↓real story; User (on phone): Your system is not working on any machine here... Programmer: Is the server on? User: Yes. Programmer: Okay, I'll be there soon to see it... (on server's room) User: Did you see?(…) leia mais
PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Botão com erro Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "Rômulo Nóbrega"; (Presentation...) User: So, the system crashes when I click on that button Programmer: Okay, I'll see it later on your machine User: No, as it is already open, click there...(…) leia mais
PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Ganhar dinheiro com site Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "ronan"; User: I want you to create a new website for me, because I want to earn a lot of money from it Programmer: Okay, but what kind of site? User: Well, you are the specialist...(…) leia mais
PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Campo data/texto Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "Zeh"; User: I want you to change the date field on the invoice to accept text instead of only dates... Because I want to type extra information, like 2 dates, for example...(…) leia mais
PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Feijão com arroz Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "Felipe Kataoka Teshirogi"; User: So, the system I need is very simple, a piece of cake... So you can to it very cheap, alright? Programmer: Well, what do you mean by "piece of cake"? User: It's simple...(…) leia mais
PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: O sonho do estagiário Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "Felipe Kataoka Teshirogi"; Alex: ha ha ha.. Programmer: What's going on? Alex: Did you ever ask the intern why he wants to be a programmer? Programmer: No...(…) leia mais