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PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Como explicar? Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "Thamyres Santos"; Boyfriend: Honey, what are you doing? Programmer lady: Programming... Boyfriend: How? Programmer: Well, I'm using a programming language called C# and...(…) leia mais

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Cópia do banco Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "jopss"; Programmer (at phone): Hi, are you the system analyst at your company? Analyst: Yes, I am. Programmer: Okay.(…) leia mais

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PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Navegadores Transcription ↓string sender = "Reinaldo Fiorentini"; User: Listen: Your system is not working... It's blah blah blah... I'm a lawyer and I blah blah blah... Programmer: Ok. Are you using firefox, as requested? User: Yes, I am. Programmer: Ok.(…) leia mais

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Quanto custa um portal?

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Um botãozinho Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "Marcelo Alexandre"; User: The system is perfect, but it needs just one more thing Programmer: What?

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