Original: Olha esse comentário Transcription ↓real story; string sender; sender = "andremt"; Programmer: Geeeeezzzz!! Look this comment on code... A.P.: Wait... Comment: /* No need to change the code below, unless it's needed */ A.P.: Well... At least the logic sentence is correct...(…) leia mais

Original: Total atençãoTranscription ↓Boss: I will explain the requirements and I need your full attention. Please, put your phone on flight mode to avoid interferences...Programmer: ok...(Programmer turns phone on flight mode and it flies)--T-shirt: If Woody Had Gone Right to the Police...

Original: Cópia da tela Transcription ↓real story; string sender; sender = "Breno Alencar"; User: There's an error in your system! Programmer: What's the error? User: I don't understand it... Programmer: Okay... Take a screenshot and send it on my email User: How can I do it?(…) leia mais

Original: Manja de SQL? Transcription ↓string sender; sender = "@osuissa"; Nephew: Man, I'm writing my CV to apply for a job... Could you help me? Programmer: Okay... What did you write? Nephew: I know about computers, I know typing, read emails, frontpage... Programmer: Do you know sql? Nephew: No...(…) leia mais

Original: 70%Transcription ↓real story;string sender;sender = "Raphael Matori";Boss: I need to show the site to our client. How are its progress?Programmer: It's 70% done... I'll up it to the server so you can see it...(A few later...)Boss: There's a button which is not working...--T-shirt: Don't panic

Original: Cliente perspicaz Transcription ↓real story; string sender; sender = "Francisco Aghetti Luchese"; User: The system is not working... The validation says that the discounts are wrong... Programmer: You have to change the discounts method from products amount to invoice total... (A few later...(…) leia mais

Original: Programar uma rede Transcription ↓real story; string sender; sender = "afonso"; Friend: You're a programmer, right? Programmer: Yeah. Why? Friend: I need to program a network, could you help me? Programmer: Did you mean, to setup a router? Friend: No... I need to program my Internet to stop to falling out...(…) leia mais

Original: Comentando o código Transcription ↓real story; string sender; sender = "Flavio Araujo"; Nephew: I wrote this code, but it's not working... Programmer: Let me see... Programmer: Okay, comment these first two lines... Nephew: Well, on the first line I declare the variables... Then on the second... Programmer: FACEPALM!(…) leia mais

Original: Comparando BDs Transcription ↓real story; string sender; sender = "Suellen Colangelo"; Programmer: Dude, did you do something with the customers' databases? Alonso: Oh, yeah... I found a nice program to manage and compare databases... Programmer: And... ?(…) leia mais

Original: Opinião sincera Transcription ↓real story; string sender; sender = "werter"; Programmer: Tell me something: I got this use case... They want it implemented using ajax or in a simple post request? Manager: Shhh... You'll have to ask it to somebody else... I don't understand about these I.T. things...(…) leia mais