Original: Servidor foraTranscription ↓real story;string sender;sender = "Antonio Mochi";Boss: Please, send that text by email to all employees of our companyProgrammer: The mail server is temporarily down...Boss: Oh, really? So send a mail to everyone announcing that the mail server is down--T-shirt: Use the source, Luke
Original: Sabe tudoTranscription ↓real story;string sender;sender = "Matori";Boss: Change it to blue. Blue is better.Programmer: Blue doesn't fit with the logo. It will let all heavyBoss: Trust me, it will be betterProgrammer: Okay...Boss: No... Undo it... Blue is too heavy...--T-shirt: I will code for food
Original: Ficou em branco Transcription ↓real story; string sender; sender = "Thiago Elias Rezende"; User: I filled out all fields, then I clicked on "save", but it's now a blank screen Programmer: Okay. But there is no error message? User: Wait, I'll see it... (2 minutes later...) User: I'm back.(…) leia mais
Original: Fidelidade Transcription ↓real story; string sender; sender = "Sandro Araújo"; Boss: I need a system to a loyalty program of a gas station. It has to manage the customers' cards, manage discounts... Programmer: Okay... Boss: I'll give you 4 days Programmer: 4 days?!? Well... I'll try...(…) leia mais
Original: Simples assim Transcription ↓real story; string sender; sender = "********"; Programmer: Hey, boss... In the file layout, the user ID has a length of 6, but in our database it has 8. What do we do? Boss: Easy... Just divides it by 100... So, who needs to read the file only has to multiply it by 100 e it's done...(…) leia mais
Original: Segunda-feira Transcription ↓Programmer: Oh, crap! A.P.: What? Programmer: It's already monday again A.P.: Man, every week you complain about mondays... You have to stop it. Think it could be worse... Programmer: How could it be worse? A.P.: Well... (Long silence) A.P.: Okay... You're right...(…) leia mais
Original: Por que hoje é dia do programador? Transcription ↓Wife: Honey, why do you say that today is "programmer's day"? Programmer: Because today is the 256th day of the year, or "day 255" if you start counting from zero. In binary it can be represented by one byte, which has 8 bits. Also, it's 2?(…) leia mais
Original: about:blankTranscription ↓Do you ever have one of those days when you keep staring at the screen and nothing appears?