Original: Banco de dadosTranscription ↓real story;string sender;sender = "Fernando Zambrotta";Friend: Man, I'm having a lot of troubles with databases at my company. Could you help me?Programmer: Which database management system are you using?Friend: Excel!--T-shirt: Do you know Google?

Original: Logo da empresa Transcription ↓real story; string sender; sender = "Tadeu Classe"; User: The company logo is not being displayed on the system reports! Programmer: hmmm... Have you inserted the logo at the system? User: No, we didn't have a logo yet... But we have a business card. It fits?(…) leia mais

Original: Prazo de projeto Transcription ↓real story; string sender; sender = "Paulo Ribeiro"; Boss: Well, you estimated 3000 hours to this project, but our client wants it on 30 days! Programmer: Calculating... 3000 hours, 3 resources, 160 hours/month... Well, 6 months! Boss: What could we deliver on 30 days?(…) leia mais

Original: Campo importante Transcription ↓real story; string sender; sender = "Douglas"; Boss: Where is the field type_species? Programmer: You asked to remove it, so it was removed Boss: Impossible! I would never ask it. This is an important field for all the system...(…) leia mais

Original: Problema na listagem Transcription ↓real story; string sender; sender = "bibi"; User: The associated list on our site shows the full list... And it has filter options A | B | C... User: But when we click on "A", it shows only the names starting with "A"... Programmer: One minute...(…) leia mais

Original: Satisfação Transcription ↓/* inspired by many hours without sleep and a brainstorm on twitter */ Boss: Congratulations for your work. It was very good and our client already called twice just to say thanks... Boss: By the way, that salary increase you asked was already approved... (At home) TRIMMMMMMM!(…) leia mais

Original: Exceção Transcription ↓real story; string sender; sender = "Macoto Jr"; Alonso: Man, the form is saying it was successfully saved, but it's not stored on database... Programmer: Let me see...(…) leia mais

Original: Erro na redeTranscription ↓real story;string sender;sender = "ZettaBrasil";Trainee: I'm remotely on user's computer because he can't access the system. It might be DNS error...Programmer: Try to turn off and on again the network card...Trainee: Damn! I lost my connection!Programmer: TROLLFACE!

Original: Em qual linguagem desenvolver? Transcription ↓real story; string sender; sender = "Rodrigo Ottero"; (1998...) Boss: What are you arguing about? Programmer: If we should use Visual C++ or Java on the new project Boss: What are the pros and cons of each one? Programmer: Well... (Half hour later...(…) leia mais

Original: Fase de testes Transcription ↓real story; string sender; sender = "Renan"; User: Hi, have you finished those changes we asked for? Programmer: Yes, they're ready, just waiting for homologation User: But I need it now! It's urgent! Send it right now! It's working, isn't?(…) leia mais