PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Transcription ↓real story; string sender; sender = "Claudio Ramone"; Boss: I need the new report for today urgently! Programmer: ok (Later) Programmer (to Alex): Weird... Look this: Clothes $2,000.00, shoes $500.00... I wonder who would be that customer...(…) leia mais
PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Tarefa prioritária Transcription ↓real story; string sender; sender = "Linston Benatti"; Programmer: Boss, you gave me those two analysis to do today, but I only have time to do one. Which one has higher priority? Boss: Both Programmer: You didn't get it.(…) leia mais
PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Transcription ↓(1985...) Doc. Brown: Marty! You've gotta come back with me to the future. It's your kids, Marty. Marty: Wait, my kids?? Are you saying they will join on a heavy gang, then they will vandalize the city and get arrested? Doc. Brown: Even worse...(…) leia mais
PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Transcription ↓string sender; sender = "Duda Nogueira"; Programmer: Come on, stop that crap that Java is slow... Programmer: Wait, I'll show you my code to prove that Java is not slow. You'll see it... Programmer: Wait, the IDE is starting...(…) leia mais
PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Alterar senha Transcription ↓real story; string sender; sender = "Diego Hellas"; Programmer: After log in, type: set password = password('newpass'); Programmer: Did it work? Alonso: Yeah... But now my password is "newpass"... How can I change it?(…) leia mais
PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Difícil de ler Transcription ↓real story; string sender; sender = "Ricardo Kajihara"; Alex: Dude, are you ready? Programmer: For what? Alex: I'm forwarding you an user message... The message: Subject: Hard to understand the images.(…) leia mais
PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Erro no download Transcription ↓real story; string sender; sender = "Dumatus"; Boss: The user must to be logged in to download, so when they click on download button the system must show the login form. Programmer: Ok. (Some time later...(…) leia mais
PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers LifeTranscription ↓Friend: Dude, the sky was cloudy last night, i haven't seen the eclipse.Programmer: I saw.(Programmer sad face)--T-shirt: The eclipse lasted all night