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Blacklist 22/09/2015 21:47
PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers LifeOriginal: BlacklistTranscription ↓Boss: The customer asked if we have a list of sites to block at work...Programmer: Oh, yes. Wait a minute...Programmer: Alonso, please, just send me your browsing history...
Redistributing the tasks 17/09/2015 09:51
Driverless cars 16/09/2015 22:06
And you thought they were just good and innocent cars...PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers LifeTranscription ↓Have you ever realized that the Cars movie is set in the future when driverless cars have already eliminated all the human beings?
Capital Letters 15/09/2015 21:27
Do you have any requirements? 14/09/2015 18:36
PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Transcription ↓real story; string sender; sender = "Hans Vledder"; Boss: How long would it take you to implement a dialer for our customers alarm system in C++? Programmer: Do you have any requirements I can take a look at? Boss: No, but it is simply a dialer, so come on now.(…) leia mais
alert() 11/09/2015 22:31
Another developer 10/09/2015 10:00
PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Mais um desenvolvedor Transcription ↓real story; string sender; sender = "Marcelo"; Boss: How much time do you need to finish your tasks? Programmer: About 18 hours Boss: Ok. And if I add another developer, could you finish until 12pm?(…) leia mais
Agile 09/09/2015 23:34
PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Agilizando a produção Transcription ↓real story; string sender; sender = "Marcelo"; Manager: I was thinking and I know a way to agile the production... From now on we will develop systems without bugs to avoid wasting time on debugging Programmer: Geez, man!(…) leia mais