PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: The Developer's Life Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "Wender Fernandes"; Boss: The system report is not good enough. Can you make the title more prominent? Programmer: More prominent? Only if I print it blinking! Boss: Is it hard to do? Programmer: PLOP!(…) leia mais
PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Turbo! Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "Leonardo Chaves Cavalcante"; Boss: The users are complaining about the slowing on file processing. Programmer: Man, here's the problem: the system is retrieving all database in each processed line... Boss: Wait!(…) leia mais
PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Já tenho o domínio Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "@rogeriocs"; User: I'm starting a new business and I want to hire you to create an e-commerce for it... Programmer: Cool, what will you gonna sell? User: I don't know yet...(…) leia mais
PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Coluna Logo Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "marlon de frança xavier"; Programmer: Alonso, who did create the products table? Alonso: Me... Programmer: Why does it has a column named "right" storing the products' barcodes? Alonso: The boss asked for...(…) leia mais
PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: ls -l Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "leonidas kirotawa"; Alonso: You know about Linux, right? How can I list the files in terminal? Programmer: Type "ls -l" Alonso: No, it's not right... "Command not found" Programmer: It can't be, It's native...(…) leia mais
PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: A incrível lenda do João Dois Espaços Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "Anonymous Student "; Programmer: Duuuude!!! The primary key of this database is the student's name? Alex: Weird, uh? It's legacy and no one is allowed to change...(…) leia mais
PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Fax Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "Kako Silva"; User: Did you receive a copy of the error? Programmer: Yes, but... I received only a blank page. I think the intern scanned the wrong side of the report... User: No, that's the error.(…) leia mais
PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Desde quando mulher sabe programar? Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "Tammy Alcala"; (2 guys talking) Guy: ... And also a Warlocks team, especially if they were 2 warlocks using fear + succubus Programmer (woman): Wow!(…) leia mais