PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: The Developer's Life Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "Selma"; Dev (at phone): Hello, Internet Service Provider! Your system says that I used all my internet limit, but I know I didn't use it all yet! Call center: Good morning.(…) leia mais

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: The Developer's Life Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "Vitor Amaral de Melo"; Dev: Alonso, get the form I sent you and write a validator to check the year the user type to not allow a wrong year! Alonso: Ok! (A time later...) Code: if ($row_year[0] !(…) leia mais

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: The Developer's Life Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "@computeiro"; Boss: Did you make those important updates we talk last week? Dev: Those updates that I said they were irrelevant? Boss: I don't remember the details, but I know that you had to do it...(…) leia mais

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: The Developer's Life Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "Fabrício Olmo Aride"; A.P.: Dude, I had a dream last night that got me more tired at morning... Programmer: Really? What did you dream? A.P.: I don't remember it all...(…) leia mais

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: The Developer's Life Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "Eduardo Franzoni"; Programmer: Alonso, did you request the merge of that feature? Alonso: oh, yes! Alonso: By the way, could you do me a favor? Programmer: What? Alonso: Could you explain to me what does this update I just wrote?(…) leia mais

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: The Developer's Life Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "Anderson Kemper"; (A few years ago, but not so many...) User: I'm receiving a lot of spam from that contact form in the site. Is there any way to stop that spam? Programmer: We could use a captcha on that form...(…) leia mais

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: The Developer's Life Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "Guilherme Carvalho"; Programmer: Boss, we can't remote update the user's software 'cause they're having some Internet issues... Boss: Well... Do you know how to solve these "Internet issues"?(…) leia mais

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: The Developer's Life Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "Wender Fernandes"; Boss: The system report is not good enough. Can you make the title more prominent? Programmer: More prominent? Only if I print it blinking! Boss: Is it hard to do? Programmer: PLOP!(…) leia mais

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Novos(?) requisitos Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "Kumar Sudhanshu"; Boss: Our client has new requirements: they want to move to cloud, revamp UI, responsive design... Programmer: Cool!(…) leia mais

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Turbo! Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "Leonardo Chaves Cavalcante"; Boss: The users are complaining about the slowing on file processing. Programmer: Man, here's the problem: the system is retrieving all database in each processed line... Boss: Wait!(…) leia mais