PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: The Developer's Life Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "Eduardo Franzoni"; Programmer: Alonso, did you request the merge of that feature? Alonso: oh, yes! Alonso: By the way, could you do me a favor? Programmer: What? Alonso: Could you explain to me what does this update I just wrote?(…) leia mais
PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: The Developer's Life Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "Anderson Kemper"; (A few years ago, but not so many...) User: I'm receiving a lot of spam from that contact form in the site. Is there any way to stop that spam? Programmer: We could use a captcha on that form...(…) leia mais
PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: The Developer's Life Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "Guilherme Carvalho"; Programmer: Boss, we can't remote update the user's software 'cause they're having some Internet issues... Boss: Well... Do you know how to solve these "Internet issues"?(…) leia mais
PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: The Developer's Life Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "Wender Fernandes"; Boss: The system report is not good enough. Can you make the title more prominent? Programmer: More prominent? Only if I print it blinking! Boss: Is it hard to do? Programmer: PLOP!(…) leia mais
PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Turbo! Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "Leonardo Chaves Cavalcante"; Boss: The users are complaining about the slowing on file processing. Programmer: Man, here's the problem: the system is retrieving all database in each processed line... Boss: Wait!(…) leia mais
PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Já tenho o domínio Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "@rogeriocs"; User: I'm starting a new business and I want to hire you to create an e-commerce for it... Programmer: Cool, what will you gonna sell? User: I don't know yet...(…) leia mais
PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Coluna Logo Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "marlon de frança xavier"; Programmer: Alonso, who did create the products table? Alonso: Me... Programmer: Why does it has a column named "right" storing the products' barcodes? Alonso: The boss asked for...(…) leia mais
PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: ls -l Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "leonidas kirotawa"; Alonso: You know about Linux, right? How can I list the files in terminal? Programmer: Type "ls -l" Alonso: No, it's not right... "Command not found" Programmer: It can't be, It's native...(…) leia mais