PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: O algoritmo Transcription ↓(Team meeting) Boss: From now on everyone in our team will have to engage in creating online content, in order to maintain the algorithm always fed...(…) leia mais

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Já tenho o domínio Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "@rogeriocs"; User: I'm starting a new business and I want to hire you to create an e-commerce for it... Programmer: Cool, what will you gonna sell? User: I don't know yet...(…) leia mais

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Coluna Logo Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "marlon de frança xavier"; Programmer: Alonso, who did create the products table? Alonso: Me... Programmer: Why does it has a column named "right" storing the products' barcodes? Alonso: The boss asked for...(…) leia mais

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: ls -l Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "leonidas kirotawa"; Alonso: You know about Linux, right? How can I list the files in terminal? Programmer: Type "ls -l" Alonso: No, it's not right... "Command not found" Programmer: It can't be, It's native...(…) leia mais

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: A incrível lenda do João Dois Espaços Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "Anonymous Student "; Programmer: Duuuude!!! The primary key of this database is the student's name? Alex: Weird, uh? It's legacy and no one is allowed to change...(…) leia mais

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Fax Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "Kako Silva"; User: Did you receive a copy of the error? Programmer: Yes, but... I received only a blank page. I think the intern scanned the wrong side of the report... User: No, that's the error.(…) leia mais

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Desde quando mulher sabe programar? Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "Tammy Alcala"; (2 guys talking) Guy: ... And also a Warlocks team, especially if they were 2 warlocks using fear + succubus Programmer (woman): Wow!(…) leia mais

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Cores fortes Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "Kassi"; User: I want you change the colors of the software Programmer: Alright, what colors do you want? User: Strong colors, vibrating ones...(…) leia mais

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Responsáveis Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "Hudson Moreira"; Alex: So, let's do lunch? Programmer: Man... We can't leave this code this way... They will think we're lazy...(…) leia mais

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Por que não pensei nisso antes? Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "Andrei Izidro"; Programmer: Boss, what do you think about automatize the updates of payment statuses? We would save a lot of time Boss: No, no...(…) leia mais