PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: The Developer's Life Original: Métodos ágeis Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "Carlos Eduardo Paulino"; Boss: Hey, Dev. You are taking too long to deliver your tasks!(…) leia mais

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: The Developer's Life Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "Fabrício Olmo Aride"; Dev: Alonso, run Visual Studio... Alonso: Hehehehe! Dev: Uh? Did I tell something funny? Alonso: No, but when I hear "Visual Studio" it sounds like a beauty salon... Dev: PLOP!(…) leia mais

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: The Developer's Life Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "Ricardo"; User (on phone): Hi, Dev! Your system is not working! When I ask for a report, it crashes! Dev: Wait a minute, I'll see the logs... Dev: Wow!(…) leia mais

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: The Developer's Life Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "Denilson"; Dev: Dude, look this... Recently I published a chrome extension. Basically, it reloads the page in some interval... A.P.: Cool! Dev: But look this comment at the store Comment: "...(…) leia mais

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: The Developer's Life Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "xvs950"; Alonso: Weird... I can't restart windows... Dev: Let me see... Oh, you have to save this document first! Alonso: Uh, it still not working... I will press the restart button... (...) Jeeeezz!(…) leia mais

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: The Developer's Life Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "jFRAF"; A.P.: Man, look this: the are some data on our database dated by 2050... Dev: Wow... I think I know why... A.P.: Timestamp conversion error?(…) leia mais

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: The Developer's Life Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "Andre Vicente Neves"; Boss: Dev, did you delivered the new version to the qa team to test it?(…) leia mais

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: The Developer's Life Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "Davi Lima"; User (by phone): Hi, there's an issue about your system, I've just opened a ticket about it, could you resolve it for me? Dev: Wait, let me see it...(…) leia mais

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: The Developer's Life Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "Geraldi"; Dev: Hey, Guys! I'll deploy a new version, anyone still want to commit something? A.P.: No, already did it Alonso: I would, but it's still missing something Dev: What is it?(…) leia mais

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: The Developer's Life Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "Jorge Bubba"; Dev: Alonso, I need you to correct the API return. In addition to the error code, put a boolean to confirm whether the compensation is done or not... Alonso: okay! (Some time later...) Dev: So, did you finish?(…) leia mais