PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: The Developer's Life Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "xvs950"; Alonso: Weird... I can't restart windows... Dev: Let me see... Oh, you have to save this document first! Alonso: Uh, it still not working... I will press the restart button... (...) Jeeeezz!(…) leia mais

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: The Developer's Life Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "jFRAF"; A.P.: Man, look this: the are some data on our database dated by 2050... Dev: Wow... I think I know why... A.P.: Timestamp conversion error?(…) leia mais

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: The Developer's Life Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "Andre Vicente Neves"; Boss: Dev, did you delivered the new version to the qa team to test it?(…) leia mais

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: The Developer's Life Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "Davi Lima"; User (by phone): Hi, there's an issue about your system, I've just opened a ticket about it, could you resolve it for me? Dev: Wait, let me see it...(…) leia mais

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: The Developer's Life Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "Geraldi"; Dev: Hey, Guys! I'll deploy a new version, anyone still want to commit something? A.P.: No, already did it Alonso: I would, but it's still missing something Dev: What is it?(…) leia mais

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: The Developer's Life Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "Jorge Bubba"; Dev: Alonso, I need you to correct the API return. In addition to the error code, put a boolean to confirm whether the compensation is done or not... Alonso: okay! (Some time later...) Dev: So, did you finish?(…) leia mais

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: The Developer's Life Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "luuhknot"; Dev: Jimmy, I'll create another branch to develop this new feature... Jimmy: Don't need it, just use the "dev" branch Dev: But it's something new...(…) leia mais

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: The Developer's Life Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "Eduardo Luiz"; Dev: Alonso, check the source code, it is crashing on line 23... Alonso: Ok, I'll see it... Code: data = self._get_data() Alonso: Oh, I got it! I already learned how to fix this kind of errors.(…) leia mais

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: The Developer's Life Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "Gilmar Lopes"; User (on phone): Good morning, I'm having an issue with your system. I can't read the barcode using the collector Dev: Weird... It works on my machine! Dev: Could you, please, read the barcode for me?(…) leia mais

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: The Developer's Life Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "Guilherme"; Dev: So, Alonso, we have to develop the updates from our local system. Please, make a new branch on git, while I finish some features on the other project... Alonso: Alright! (More than 3 hours later...(…) leia mais