Artigos marcados com a tag real

Attachment 22/06/2023 17:13

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: The Developer's Life Original: O anexo Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "Marciel"; Dev: Dude, look this... User opened a ticket and wrote only "the new form is not working". How can I imagine what is happening? Paul: Jeez... I don't believe... Wait!() leia mais

A funny database 19/06/2023 19:23

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: The Developer's Life Original: Era uma base muito engraçada... Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "Lucas Caran"; (Talking via chat) Dev: Paul, do you know the "HA" database password? Paul: hahahaha Dev: What's the fun? Paul: No, it's the password Dev: What password?() leia mais

Agile methods 10/06/2023 01:50

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: The Developer's Life Original: Métodos ágeis Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "Carlos Eduardo Paulino"; Boss: Hey, Dev. You are taking too long to deliver your tasks!() leia mais

Visual Studio 27/03/2023 11:27

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: The Developer's Life Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "Fabrício Olmo Aride"; Dev: Alonso, run Visual Studio... Alonso: Hehehehe! Dev: Uh? Did I tell something funny? Alonso: No, but when I hear "Visual Studio" it sounds like a beauty salon... Dev: PLOP!() leia mais

Chrome can't handle it 23/03/2023 17:22

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: The Developer's Life Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "Ricardo"; User (on phone): Hi, Dev! Your system is not working! When I ask for a report, it crashes! Dev: Wait a minute, I'll see the logs... Dev: Wow!() leia mais

Reload 06/01/2023 14:00

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: The Developer's Life Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "Denilson"; Dev: Dude, look this... Recently I published a chrome extension. Basically, it reloads the page in some interval... A.P.: Cool! Dev: But look this comment at the store Comment: "...() leia mais

I can't restart windows 14/12/2022 13:22

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: The Developer's Life Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "xvs950"; Alonso: Weird... I can't restart windows... Dev: Let me see... Oh, you have to save this document first! Alonso: Uh, it still not working... I will press the restart button... (...) Jeeeezz!() leia mais

2050 08/12/2022 12:59

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: The Developer's Life Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "jFRAF"; A.P.: Man, look this: the are some data on our database dated by 2050... Dev: Wow... I think I know why... A.P.: Timestamp conversion error?() leia mais

Delivered to test 13/10/2022 09:01

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: The Developer's Life Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "Andre Vicente Neves"; Boss: Dev, did you delivered the new version to the qa team to test it?() leia mais

Computer freezing 11/10/2022 14:11

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: The Developer's Life Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "Davi Lima"; User (by phone): Hi, there's an issue about your system, I've just opened a ticket about it, could you resolve it for me? Dev: Wait, let me see it...() leia mais

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