PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Documentação Transcription ↓real story; string sender; sender = "Mike"; Boss: Our client said his users don't know how to use the program. So, write a documentation to them. Programmer: Ok, I'll do it and include it on help section (Some time later...(…) leia mais

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Botão Invisível Transcription ↓real story; string sender; sender = "Conrado Adolpho"; Boss: Our client wants a invisible button on system to access site statistics without anyone else know how he does Programmer: What an awful idea!(…) leia mais

Original: Logo da empresa Transcription ↓real story; string sender; sender = "Tadeu Classe"; User: The company logo is not being displayed on the system reports! Programmer: hmmm... Have you inserted the logo at the system? User: No, we didn't have a logo yet... But we have a business card. It fits?(…) leia mais

Original: Problema na listagem Transcription ↓real story; string sender; sender = "bibi"; User: The associated list on our site shows the full list... And it has filter options A | B | C... User: But when we click on "A", it shows only the names starting with "A"... Programmer: One minute...(…) leia mais

Original: Satisfação Transcription ↓/* inspired by many hours without sleep and a brainstorm on twitter */ Boss: Congratulations for your work. It was very good and our client already called twice just to say thanks... Boss: By the way, that salary increase you asked was already approved... (At home) TRIMMMMMMM!(…) leia mais

Original: Cópia da tela Transcription ↓real story; string sender; sender = "Breno Alencar"; User: There's an error in your system! Programmer: What's the error? User: I don't understand it... Programmer: Okay... Take a screenshot and send it on my email User: How can I do it?(…) leia mais

Original: Cliente perspicaz Transcription ↓real story; string sender; sender = "Francisco Aghetti Luchese"; User: The system is not working... The validation says that the discounts are wrong... Programmer: You have to change the discounts method from products amount to invoice total... (A few later...(…) leia mais

Original: Ficou em branco Transcription ↓real story; string sender; sender = "Thiago Elias Rezende"; User: I filled out all fields, then I clicked on "save", but it's now a blank screen Programmer: Okay. But there is no error message? User: Wait, I'll see it... (2 minutes later...) User: I'm back.(…) leia mais

Original: Sem previsão Transcription ↓real story; string sender; sender = "Asdrubal"; User: Is the system down? Programmer: Yes. I'm working on it, but I don't have an estimate when it will be back up User: Okay, but is there an estimate of when you will have an estimate?(…) leia mais

Original: Aviso de e-mail Transcription ↓real story; string sender; sender = "Rafael Monico"; Asdrubal: Alonsina, I sent an email to that I.T. company, so please contact them and tell them that I've sent that email. Alonsina: Okay.(…) leia mais