Transcription ↓real story; string sender; sender = "Daniel Carlos"; User: The system is displaying a message saying that we need to put in the forms first... Programmer: Okay, do you have the forms? User: Yes. They're here in my hand! Programmer: And have you entered them into the system?(…) leia mais

Original: O sistema não imprime Transcription ↓/* True story sent by Paulo Eduardo */ Client: The system is displaying an error when we try to print... Programmer: What's the error message? Client: It says: Printer not found Programmer: Is the printer turned on? Client: I don't know. It's under repair...(…) leia mais

Original: Alteração Simples Transcription ↓Client: So, have you finished those modifications on our system? Programmer: Not yet. It will be done only by tomorrow, afternoon Client: Tomorrow?!? But it's just a simple modification! Programmer: ok. I'm sending it now to your email Client: What?? Have you finished??(…) leia mais

Transcription ↓Client: I need a software to calculate the numbers of lottery Programmer: Oh, but it's impossible! Client: No, it isn't! I have all the idea on my mind. Programmer: Do you know the probability? Client: Oh, yeah. I have some formulas on my mind... It's very simple...(…) leia mais

Transcription ↓/* True stories sent by berdam, @PensamentoOgro and João Soares */ Manager: Could you get me a report about the items that aren’t in the system? Programmer: Ohhhhhhh God! – Boss: I think I’ve got a presentation on my laptop but I don’t know when I created it. I need you find it. I will present it this afternoon.(…) leia mais

Jack: This client is mad about the message the system returned...Programmer: What message?Jack: "You're doing it wrong, stupid!"Programmer: Ooops!Jack: What do I say?Programmer: Nothing... Transfer the call to the support guyOriginal: Mensagem de erro estranha