real story;
string sender = "tardelli";
(A good few years ago...)
Developer: So, we can use jQuery for the layout...
Project Manager: Oh, great idea!
Project Manager (turning to the boss): jQuery is a tool Java uses to write queries...
Project Manager (turning to the development team): But how could this impact the layout development?
Developer, Developer (female), and Assistant: PLOP!
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Developer (man) T-shirt: You're really nailing it
Developer (woman) T-shirt: Don't confuse jQuery with Jim Carrey