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string sender = "Luã Govinda";
Dev Woman: Boss, how are we going to improve the company's DevOps culture?
Boss: We're going to acquire tools for that...
A.P.: Okay, and how are we going to make the business teams understand that test coverage is part of the product?
Boss: We intend to acquire tools
Dev Man: And the tools we already have?
Boss: We're going to replace them with paid tools!
Dev Man: PLOP!
Dev Woman: PLOP!
A.P.: PLOP!
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