Agile methods
Publicado em 10/06/2023 01:50
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Original: Métodos ágeis
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real story;
string sender = "Carlos Eduardo Paulino";
Boss: Hey, Dev. You are taking too long to deliver your tasks!
Dev: Boss, I'm using a very slow computer, it doesn't even has a SSD, it doesn't have memory (it has only some vague memoirs)... It takes too long to compile and even to open the IDE...
Boss: Uh, so be chill... We're implementing agile methods, so you will boost your velocity!
Dev: PLOP! (In slow motion)
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