real story;
string sender = "Guilherme Carvalho";
Programmer: Boss, we can't remote update the user's software 'cause they're having some Internet issues...
Boss: Well... Do you know how to solve these "Internet issues"?
Programmer: It depends on what are these issues
Boss: So, do this: You access there and solve these issues from here...
Programmer: PLOP!
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Camiseta: Internet == Magic