How much time

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Original: Em quanto tempo?

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real story; string sender = "Rui Santos";
Boss: How much time do you need to deliver that system?
Programmer: At least 4 months
Boss: I need you do it in 2...
Programmer: Great! So you already know that it will be 2 months delayed...
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