real story;
string sender = "João Pontes";
Boss: I just arrived from customer's office...
Programmer: What did he say?
Boss: Well, He's not happy. He told me that the prototype isn't reflecting the real features of the application
Programmer: But it's a prototype! It's expected to not have all features
Boss: Yes, and it's the reason why, from today, all of our prototypes will have to do inserts in the database
(Programmer's glass breaking)
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T-shirt: 2. must obey orders