real story;
string sender;
sender = "Uedson Carlos";
Boss: The users are complaining about the system speed. You need to fix it to avoid complaining
Programmer: The tech team already checked and it's network problem, as we told you before
Boss: No, you didn't. But I told them that the problem might be a clogged cable...
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