PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Um botãozinho Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "Marcelo Alexandre"; User: The system is perfect, but it needs just one more thing Programmer: What?
PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Novo sistema Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "Edigley Dias da Silva"; User: I need a new system... Programmer: Ok. Tell me what do you want and I'll estimate the costs User: Well... Do you know... Our company has no money to pay now... Programmer: Great!(…) leia mais
PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Mudança de regras Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "icarovts"; User: Your system still doesn't work according the new rule that we implemented on the company... Programmer: Well, every new rule must be evaluated to be implemented in the system User: DAMN!(…) leia mais
PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Site fofo Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "@tberne"; Programmer: So, what do you expect from your site? User: I would like a fluffy site! Programmer: Uh... And what do you mean by "fluffy"? User: Well... A fluffy site, like... cottony!(…) leia mais
PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Será que o sistema faz?
PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Novo site Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "Stefano"; Boss: We have to create a website on 15 days! Programmer: But it's a simple site, just html and css? Boss: No. A complete one, with pictures too! (Programmer's glass breaking) -- T-shirt: 3.(…) leia mais
