PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Quanto custa um portal?

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Um botãozinho Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "Marcelo Alexandre"; User: The system is perfect, but it needs just one more thing Programmer: What?

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Novo sistema Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "Edigley Dias da Silva"; User: I need a new system... Programmer: Ok. Tell me what do you want and I'll estimate the costs User: Well... Do you know... Our company has no money to pay now... Programmer: Great!(…) leia mais

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Mudança de regras Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "icarovts"; User: Your system still doesn't work according the new rule that we implemented on the company... Programmer: Well, every new rule must be evaluated to be implemented in the system User: DAMN!(…) leia mais

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Reconhecimento facial Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "Walter Azevedo"; User: I think I wish a face recognition module on login... Programmer: Wow, wait a while! It's too complex to develop now.(…) leia mais

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Site fofo Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "@tberne"; Programmer: So, what do you expect from your site? User: I would like a fluffy site! Programmer: Uh... And what do you mean by "fluffy"? User: Well... A fluffy site, like... cottony!(…) leia mais

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Simplificar a busca Transcription ↓ Boss: The customer wants to take off all those search options. It's heavy and confused... Programmer: Ok.(…) leia mais

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Não funciona Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "Felipe (@hupfauer)"; User: Your system is not working! Programmer: Explain it better...(…) leia mais

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Cadastro relacionado Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "Juliano Russo de Andrade"; User: When I ask a report for one client the system shows it with the name of another one...(…) leia mais

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Será que o sistema faz?