PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Mudança de regras Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "icarovts"; User: Your system still doesn't work according the new rule that we implemented on the company... Programmer: Well, every new rule must be evaluated to be implemented in the system User: DAMN!(…) leia mais

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Reconhecimento facial Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "Walter Azevedo"; User: I think I wish a face recognition module on login... Programmer: Wow, wait a while! It's too complex to develop now.(…) leia mais

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Site fofo Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "@tberne"; Programmer: So, what do you expect from your site? User: I would like a fluffy site! Programmer: Uh... And what do you mean by "fluffy"? User: Well... A fluffy site, like... cottony!(…) leia mais

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Simplificar a busca Transcription ↓ Boss: The customer wants to take off all those search options. It's heavy and confused... Programmer: Ok.(…) leia mais

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Não funciona Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "Felipe (@hupfauer)"; User: Your system is not working! Programmer: Explain it better...(…) leia mais

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Cadastro relacionado Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "Juliano Russo de Andrade"; User: When I ask a report for one client the system shows it with the name of another one...(…) leia mais

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Será que o sistema faz?

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Novo site Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "Stefano"; Boss: We have to create a website on 15 days! Programmer: But it's a simple site, just html and css? Boss: No. A complete one, with pictures too! (Programmer's glass breaking) -- T-shirt: 3.(…) leia mais

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Protótipo Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "João Pontes"; Boss: I just arrived from customer's office...

Original: Fase de testes Transcription ↓real story; string sender; sender = "Renan"; User: Hi, have you finished those changes we asked for? Programmer: Yes, they're ready, just waiting for homologation User: But I need it now! It's urgent! Send it right now! It's working, isn't?(…) leia mais