Original: Problema na listagem Transcription ↓real story; string sender; sender = "bibi"; User: The associated list on our site shows the full list... And it has filter options A | B | C... User: But when we click on "A", it shows only the names starting with "A"... Programmer: One minute...(…) leia mais
Original: Opinião sincera Transcription ↓real story; string sender; sender = "werter"; Programmer: Tell me something: I got this use case... They want it implemented using ajax or in a simple post request? Manager: Shhh... You'll have to ask it to somebody else... I don't understand about these I.T. things...(…) leia mais
Original: Servidor foraTranscription ↓real story;string sender;sender = "Antonio Mochi";Boss: Please, send that text by email to all employees of our companyProgrammer: The mail server is temporarily down...Boss: Oh, really? So send a mail to everyone announcing that the mail server is down--T-shirt: Use the source, Luke
Original: Simples assim Transcription ↓real story; string sender; sender = "********"; Programmer: Hey, boss... In the file layout, the user ID has a length of 6, but in our database it has 8. What do we do? Boss: Easy... Just divides it by 100... So, who needs to read the file only has to multiply it by 100 e it's done...(…) leia mais
Original: Conhece o jQuery? Transcription ↓real story; string sender; sender = "Saulo Vieira"; Programmer: Hey man, do you know jQuery? Jimmy: Sure, I know it... Programmer: Okay, and how good are you developing with jQuery? Jimmy: Well, not so good... Actually, I have always prefered Dreamweaver...(…) leia mais
Transcription ↓real story; string sender; sender = "Daniel Carlos"; User: The system is displaying a message saying that we need to put in the forms first... Programmer: Okay, do you have the forms? User: Yes. They're here in my hand! Programmer: And have you entered them into the system?(…) leia mais