Artigos marcados com a tag unbelievable
Java course 14/08/2013 21:31
Transcription ↓real story; string sender; sender = "Marcelo"; Programmer: Hey Boss, so I won a free Java course taught by one of the best Java guys around at an event I attended. But the course is a week long, all day. Can I have this week off? Boss: No way! We don't use Java in nothing in this company...(…) leia mais
Splitting the logs 01/02/2013 17:00
Original: Separando os logs Transcription ↓/* True story sent by leandro pincini */ Boss: I want you split the log files by module to ease the reading under runtime Programmer: ok Boss: Have you finished? Programmer: Yes. Logs separated (Later...) Boss: It's very hard to read the logs the way you've done.(…) leia mais
Quick changes 31/01/2013 10:31
Original: Modificações rápidas Transcription ↓/* true story sent by Fábio Gomide Nolasco */ Boss: Great job on this website. Those were well invested 90 days. Programmer: Well... I'm not a designer... So, I presented every step to you to assure it was done right Boss: It's just a matter of style...(…) leia mais
Printer not found 29/01/2013 08:03
Original: O sistema não imprime Transcription ↓/* True story sent by Paulo Eduardo */ Client: The system is displaying an error when we try to print... Programmer: What's the error message? Client: It says: Printer not found Programmer: Is the printer turned on? Client: I don't know. It's under repair...(…) leia mais
Using a laptop 23/01/2013 14:27
What are you doing? 12/12/2011 15:52
Transcription ↓/* True story sent by Marcos Henrique */Boss: What are you doing?Programmer: Programming...Boss: Great! come here and help me move a cabinetProgrammer: There's no one else to help you?Boss: No, everyone else is working!Original: O que você está fazendo?