PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Upper join Transcription ↓string sender = "Reinaldo Fiorentini"; Alonso: Dude, help me to find the error on that query Programmer: Why don't you indent your code?? Indent it to ease the understanding...(…) leia mais

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Quanto custa um portal?

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Um botãozinho Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "Marcelo Alexandre"; User: The system is perfect, but it needs just one more thing Programmer: What?

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Sistema para web Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "@notsodeep"; Boss: Finally, after 8 months of development, the system is what we expected. Now I need you to turn it accessible online Programmer: What?? But it wasn't designed this way.(…) leia mais

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Previsão Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "Canez"; Boss: Do you have an estimate of when will you finish the project? Programmer: I'll finish it till the end of next week Boss: Ok, so pause this project and work on another project that is more urgent.(…) leia mais

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Aula da pós Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "Canez"; Programmer: No, I can't work tuesday night... Boss: Why can't you? Programmer: I have postgraduate classes on tuesday Boss: Are you taking postgraduate classes?(…) leia mais

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Novo sistema Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "Edigley Dias da Silva"; User: I need a new system... Programmer: Ok. Tell me what do you want and I'll estimate the costs User: Well... Do you know... Our company has no money to pay now... Programmer: Great!(…) leia mais

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Em quanto tempo? Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "Rui Santos"; Boss: How much time do you need to deliver that system? Programmer: At least 4 months Boss: I need you do it in 2... Programmer: Great! So you already know that it will be 2 months delayed...(…) leia mais

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Mudança de regras Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "icarovts"; User: Your system still doesn't work according the new rule that we implemented on the company... Programmer: Well, every new rule must be evaluated to be implemented in the system User: DAMN!(…) leia mais

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Listagem de clientes Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "eu_franco"; Boss: I need a list of all customers registered on the system for tomorrow morning Programmer: Ok Boss: Could you put their name and address in the list?(…) leia mais