PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Mudança de regras Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "icarovts"; User: Your system still doesn't work according the new rule that we implemented on the company... Programmer: Well, every new rule must be evaluated to be implemented in the system User: DAMN!(…) leia mais
PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Listagem de clientes Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "eu_franco"; Boss: I need a list of all customers registered on the system for tomorrow morning Programmer: Ok Boss: Could you put their name and address in the list?(…) leia mais
PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Site fofo Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "@tberne"; Programmer: So, what do you expect from your site? User: I would like a fluffy site! Programmer: Uh... And what do you mean by "fluffy"? User: Well... A fluffy site, like... cottony!(…) leia mais
PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Posso alterar? Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "Canez"; (Call from support guy) Support: Dude, help me: I have to update an invoice description... Or maybe the value... I don't know... Also I don't know what kind of invoice... May I update it?(…) leia mais
PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Compilador de C Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "Marcos Lima"; Trainee: Dude, could you suggest me a good C compiler? Programmer: Sure! You could start with devcpp, which has a compiler, a debugger and the code editor... Trainee: Great!(…) leia mais
PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Visibilidade Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "Dewes"; Boss: Who can see the messages in that forum you've installed here? Programmer: Everyone... Boss: Ok, but who? The users? Programmer: Uh, yes... Boss: But they can see only if they access it, right?(…) leia mais