PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Tira o if Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "Marcos Jahn"; Alonso: There's an error here when I try to store the records...

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Programador Java Transcription ↓real historia; string sender = "João Neviadunski"; Programmer: You said you program in Java, right?

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Tem que respeitar o contrato Transcription ↓real historia; string sender = "Gilmar Candido"; Boss: The deadline must be respected. So you need to release the software in 2 weeks Programmer: So we need more people on team and the company will have to pay extra time...(…) leia mais

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Período de teste Transcription ↓real historia; string sender = "Guilherme Melegari"; Friend: Dude, that software you gave me only worked for one month, then it doens't work anymore... Programmer: Oh, yeah... It was the test period Friend: Hmmm...(…) leia mais

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Cadastro relacionado Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "Juliano Russo de Andrade"; User: When I ask a report for one client the system shows it with the name of another one...(…) leia mais

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Será que o sistema faz?

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Novo site Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "Stefano"; Boss: We have to create a website on 15 days! Programmer: But it's a simple site, just html and css? Boss: No. A complete one, with pictures too! (Programmer's glass breaking) -- T-shirt: 3.(…) leia mais

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Protótipo Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "João Pontes"; Boss: I just arrived from customer's office...

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Segurança acima de tudo! Transcription ↓real story; string sender; sender = "edio"; Boss: The password must be encrypted to store it on database... Programmer: Great! No problem! Boss: Then it must have a copy of unencrypted password to send it by email...(…) leia mais

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Qual sistema operacional? Transcription ↓real story; string sender; sender = "Robson Oliveira"; (Alonso talking to a partner) Partner: Which operating system are you using? Alonso: Which operating system? Wait a minute...(…) leia mais