PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Reconhecimento facial Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "Walter Azevedo"; User: I think I wish a face recognition module on login... Programmer: Wow, wait a while! It's too complex to develop now.(…) leia mais

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Site fofo Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "@tberne"; Programmer: So, what do you expect from your site? User: I would like a fluffy site! Programmer: Uh... And what do you mean by "fluffy"? User: Well... A fluffy site, like... cottony!(…) leia mais

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Posso alterar? Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "Canez"; (Call from support guy) Support: Dude, help me: I have to update an invoice description... Or maybe the value... I don't know... Also I don't know what kind of invoice... May I update it?(…) leia mais

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Compilador de C Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "Marcos Lima"; Trainee: Dude, could you suggest me a good C compiler? Programmer: Sure! You could start with devcpp, which has a compiler, a debugger and the code editor... Trainee: Great!(…) leia mais

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Visibilidade Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "Dewes"; Boss: Who can see the messages in that forum you've installed here? Programmer: Everyone... Boss: Ok, but who? The users? Programmer: Uh, yes... Boss: But they can see only if they access it, right?(…) leia mais

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Simplificar a busca Transcription ↓ Boss: The customer wants to take off all those search options. It's heavy and confused... Programmer: Ok.(…) leia mais

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Você é do suporte? Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "Cleórbete Santos"; Manager: Are you the tech support? Programmer: No, I'm a programmer Manager: Great! It also serves...(…) leia mais

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Não funciona Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "Felipe (@hupfauer)"; User: Your system is not working! Programmer: Explain it better...(…) leia mais

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Tira o if Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "Marcos Jahn"; Alonso: There's an error here when I try to store the records...

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Programador Java Transcription ↓real historia; string sender = "João Neviadunski"; Programmer: You said you program in Java, right?