PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Desde quando mulher sabe programar? Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "Tammy Alcala"; (2 guys talking) Guy: ... And also a Warlocks team, especially if they were 2 warlocks using fear + succubus Programmer (woman): Wow!(…) leia mais

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Cores fortes Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "Kassi"; User: I want you change the colors of the software Programmer: Alright, what colors do you want? User: Strong colors, vibrating ones...(…) leia mais

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Responsáveis Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "Hudson Moreira"; Alex: So, let's do lunch? Programmer: Man... We can't leave this code this way... They will think we're lazy...(…) leia mais

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Por que não pensei nisso antes? Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "Andrei Izidro"; Programmer: Boss, what do you think about automatize the updates of payment statuses? We would save a lot of time Boss: No, no...(…) leia mais

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: O servidor está ligado? Transcription ↓real story; User (on phone): Your system is not working on any machine here... Programmer: Is the server on? User: Yes. Programmer: Okay, I'll be there soon to see it... (on server's room) User: Did you see?(…) leia mais

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Não tive tempo Transcription ↓string sender = "@diego_rsilva"; Wife: Honey, did you search in the internet that thing I asked you earlier today? Programmer: No, sorry, I had no time. I had a lot of things to do... Wife: A lot of things?(…) leia mais

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Ontem funcionava Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "william"; Boss: The customer called and told that the feature "X" stop working, and yesterday it was working well. Check the server and the databases and blah blah blah... (later...(…) leia mais

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Fast & Fatal Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "Fabrício Olmo Aride"; Programmer: Alonso, you need to optimize that procedure. It takes too long to execute... Alonso: Okay... (30 min later...) Alonso: I did it... Programmer: Oh, let me see... Geez! How fast!(…) leia mais

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Está claro? Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "von_e"; Boss: So, I already scheduled with the client the installation for tomorrow... (Programmer chokes with coffee) Programmer: Tomorrow??? What? How? Why? Nobody told us! No email, no call, nothing!(…) leia mais

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Tabela de integração Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "Eduardo"; Alonso: Ready! I finished the integration table from user's database to our database... (Later...) Programmer: Alonso, why didn't you store our database ID in the integration table?(…) leia mais