PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Está claro? Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "von_e"; Boss: So, I already scheduled with the client the installation for tomorrow... (Programmer chokes with coffee) Programmer: Tomorrow??? What? How? Why? Nobody told us! No email, no call, nothing!(…) leia mais

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Tabela de integração Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "Eduardo"; Alonso: Ready! I finished the integration table from user's database to our database... (Later...) Programmer: Alonso, why didn't you store our database ID in the integration table?(…) leia mais

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers LifeOriginal: O site está demorando para carregarTranscription ↓real story;string sender = "Daniel";Boss: Our site is very slow, could you check what is happening?Programmer: The internet is down, boss...Boss: Hmmm... It could be that, right?Programmer: PLOP!--T-shirt: Could be

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Botão com erro Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "Rômulo Nóbrega"; (Presentation...) User: So, the system crashes when I click on that button Programmer: Okay, I'll see it later on your machine User: No, as it is already open, click there...(…) leia mais

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Ganhar dinheiro com site Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "ronan"; User: I want you to create a new website for me, because I want to earn a lot of money from it Programmer: Okay, but what kind of site? User: Well, you are the specialist...(…) leia mais

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers LifeOriginal: Seleção naturalTranscription ↓real story;string sender = "Ana Carolina";Boss: Did you finish the report?Programmer girl: Yes, I did. Who will homologate it?Boss: Life...Programmer: FACEPALM!--T-shirt: With or without emotion?

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Campo data/texto Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "Zeh"; User: I want you to change the date field on the invoice to accept text instead of only dates... Because I want to type extra information, like 2 dates, for example...(…) leia mais

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Feijão com arroz Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "Felipe Kataoka Teshirogi"; User: So, the system I need is very simple, a piece of cake... So you can to it very cheap, alright? Programmer: Well, what do you mean by "piece of cake"? User: It's simple...(…) leia mais

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: O sonho do estagiário Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "Felipe Kataoka Teshirogi"; Alex: ha ha ha.. Programmer: What's going on? Alex: Did you ever ask the intern why he wants to be a programmer? Programmer: No...(…) leia mais

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Top secret Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "André Barbosa"; User: I have a revolutionary idea for a website, which will make a lot of money! How much do you charge to develop it? Programmer: I need more details to estimate the costs...(…) leia mais