PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: E esse botão? Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "Chavão"; (Friday, near 6PM) Programmer: The system is almost done. You can generate reports, filter the records... Programmer: Only that button isn't working yet...(…) leia mais

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Prioridade Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "@tieresbronzatto"; Boss: How is it going the project B? Programmer: I'm already finishing it... Boss: And the project A? Programmer: It's paused...(…) leia mais

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Campo novo, relatório velho Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "Carlos Ferrari"; User: I need a new field in the report... Programmer: Okay. No problem. (Later...(…) leia mais

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Erro no relatório Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "Fernando Rodrigo Cardoso"; Boss: The report is inconsistent, you'll have to rewrite it. Programmer: What's going on? Boss: When I ask a report without any filter, it shows all records.(…) leia mais

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Como explicar? Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "Thamyres Santos"; Boyfriend: Honey, what are you doing? Programmer lady: Programming... Boyfriend: How? Programmer: Well, I'm using a programming language called C# and...(…) leia mais

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Cópia do banco Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "jopss"; Programmer (at phone): Hi, are you the system analyst at your company? Analyst: Yes, I am. Programmer: Okay.(…) leia mais

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Feliz?!? Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "Daniel Chaves"; (It happened on a Programmer's Day) Friend: Hey, happy Programmer's Day! Programmer: Thanks! You too! Friend: What?? No, no way!! God! I'm not a programmer! No, God forbid! Programmer: PLOP!(…) leia mais

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Entrevista Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "Carlos Anderson"; (A job interview) HR: To this job opportunity, you must have high skills on Visual Basic. Do you have? Programmer: Yes... HR: So, answer me...(…) leia mais

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Formulário simples Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "Ricardo @Galfurion Junqueira"; User: The subscription form you created is not working. Your programming thing is all wrong! Programmer: But I tested the form and it's working.(…) leia mais

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers LifeOriginal: CoresTranscription ↓real story;string sender = "@gtmeira";Wife: Honey, What are you doing?Programmer: Programming...Wife: But why do you keep changing the colors of the letters?--T-shirt: Pacman