PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Nada vermelho Transcription ↓real story; string sender; sender = "Cyber Alex"; Programmer: So, this is how your site looks after we apply the new layout... User: No, you have to change this!(…) leia mais

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Engano Transcription ↓real story; string sender; sender = "Eduardo Nicioli"; Programmer: Hi, we're waiting a call from a customer. Nobody called yet? Secretary: No, just one call till now, but it was a mistaken...(…) leia mais

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Reproduzindo o erro Transcription ↓real story; string sender; sender = "André Lana"; Alonso: I still can't reproduce here the user's error... Programmer: Ok, so we'll have to debug it on customer's office... (A little later...(…) leia mais

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Coloca na nuvem Transcription ↓real story; string sender; sender = "Luan"; Wife: Honey, I want a place to keep my files safe. I'm afraid to keep them on an external drive and it breaks... Programmer: So, put them in the cloud... Wife: The cloud?(…) leia mais

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Nesse jogo o dia inteiro Transcription ↓(Working on-site from a client's office) User came in with Programmer's Boss: Did you see it? I told you... He stays all day playing that game... Boss: Oh, it's ok. That "game" he is allowed to "play".(…) leia mais

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Sistema legado Transcription ↓real story; string sender; sender = "Antonio"; User: Hi, remember me? You wrote an inventory control system years ago... It's saying "vb6 error 61 disk full", do you know what is it? Programmer: Well, I can check it at home...(…) leia mais

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Transcription ↓real story; string sender; sender = "Claudio Ramone"; Boss: I need the new report for today urgently! Programmer: ok (Later) Programmer (to Alex): Weird... Look this: Clothes $2,000.00, shoes $500.00... I wonder who would be that customer...(…) leia mais

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Alterar senha Transcription ↓real story; string sender; sender = "Diego Hellas"; Programmer: After log in, type: set password = password('newpass'); Programmer: Did it work? Alonso: Yeah... But now my password is "newpass"... How can I change it?(…) leia mais

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Difícil de ler Transcription ↓real story; string sender; sender = "Ricardo Kajihara"; Alex: Dude, are you ready? Programmer: For what? Alex: I'm forwarding you an user message... The message: Subject: Hard to understand the images.(…) leia mais

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Erro no download Transcription ↓real story; string sender; sender = "Dumatus"; Boss: The user must to be logged in to download, so when they click on download button the system must show the login form. Programmer: Ok. (Some time later...(…) leia mais