PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Coloca na nuvem Transcription ↓real story; string sender; sender = "Luan"; Wife: Honey, I want a place to keep my files safe. I'm afraid to keep them on an external drive and it breaks... Programmer: So, put them in the cloud... Wife: The cloud?(…) leia mais

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Alterar senha Transcription ↓real story; string sender; sender = "Diego Hellas"; Programmer: After log in, type: set password = password('newpass'); Programmer: Did it work? Alonso: Yeah... But now my password is "newpass"... How can I change it?(…) leia mais

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Documentação Transcription ↓real story; string sender; sender = "Mike"; Boss: Our client said his users don't know how to use the program. So, write a documentation to them. Programmer: Ok, I'll do it and include it on help section (Some time later...(…) leia mais

Original: Ficou em branco Transcription ↓real story; string sender; sender = "Thiago Elias Rezende"; User: I filled out all fields, then I clicked on "save", but it's now a blank screen Programmer: Okay. But there is no error message? User: Wait, I'll see it... (2 minutes later...) User: I'm back.(…) leia mais

Original: Por que hoje é dia do programador? Transcription ↓Wife: Honey, why do you say that today is "programmer's day"? Programmer: Because today is the 256th day of the year, or "day 255" if you start counting from zero. In binary it can be represented by one byte, which has 8 bits. Also, it's 2?(…) leia mais

Original: Conhece o jQuery? Transcription ↓real story; string sender; sender = "Saulo Vieira"; Programmer: Hey man, do you know jQuery? Jimmy: Sure, I know it... Programmer: Okay, and how good are you developing with jQuery? Jimmy: Well, not so good... Actually, I have always prefered Dreamweaver...(…) leia mais

Original: Aviso de e-mail Transcription ↓real story; string sender; sender = "Rafael Monico"; Asdrubal: Alonsina, I sent an email to that I.T. company, so please contact them and tell them that I've sent that email. Alonsina: Okay.(…) leia mais

Original: Redirecionamento Transcription ↓real story; string sender; sender = "Fabrício Olmo Aride"; Programmer: Geez, I found the problem. The session expires when the user logs in, because the redirect code is commented... Jimmy: Man! Let me see who the genius is that signed off that commit...(…) leia mais

Transcription ↓real story; string sender; sender = "Fabrício Olmo Aride"; Boss (on the phone): Hi, it's the boss. I will get in late, so I jotted down what I want you to do in the meantime... Programmer: Yeah, go ahead ... <silence> Boss: Look, I'll call you back in a bit...(…) leia mais