PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Fast & Fatal Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "Fabrício Olmo Aride"; Programmer: Alonso, you need to optimize that procedure. It takes too long to execute... Alonso: Okay... (30 min later...) Alonso: I did it... Programmer: Oh, let me see... Geez! How fast!(…) leia mais

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Tabela de integração Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "Eduardo"; Alonso: Ready! I finished the integration table from user's database to our database... (Later...) Programmer: Alonso, why didn't you store our database ID in the integration table?(…) leia mais

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Feliz?!? Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "Daniel Chaves"; (It happened on a Programmer's Day) Friend: Hey, happy Programmer's Day! Programmer: Thanks! You too! Friend: What?? No, no way!! God! I'm not a programmer! No, God forbid! Programmer: PLOP!(…) leia mais

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "Joseph Kreifels II"; User: Hi, can you help us?

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Navegadores Transcription ↓string sender = "Reinaldo Fiorentini"; User: Listen: Your system is not working... It's blah blah blah... I'm a lawyer and I blah blah blah... Programmer: Ok. Are you using firefox, as requested? User: Yes, I am. Programmer: Ok.(…) leia mais

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Não funciona Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "Felipe (@hupfauer)"; User: Your system is not working! Programmer: Explain it better...(…) leia mais

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Segurança acima de tudo! Transcription ↓real story; string sender; sender = "edio"; Boss: The password must be encrypted to store it on database... Programmer: Great! No problem! Boss: Then it must have a copy of unencrypted password to send it by email...(…) leia mais

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Qual sistema operacional? Transcription ↓real story; string sender; sender = "Robson Oliveira"; (Alonso talking to a partner) Partner: Which operating system are you using? Alonso: Which operating system? Wait a minute...(…) leia mais

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Engano Transcription ↓real story; string sender; sender = "Eduardo Nicioli"; Programmer: Hi, we're waiting a call from a customer. Nobody called yet? Secretary: No, just one call till now, but it was a mistaken...(…) leia mais

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Reproduzindo o erro Transcription ↓real story; string sender; sender = "André Lana"; Alonso: I still can't reproduce here the user's error... Programmer: Ok, so we'll have to debug it on customer's office... (A little later...(…) leia mais