Original: Campo importante Transcription ↓real story; string sender; sender = "Douglas"; Boss: Where is the field type_species? Programmer: You asked to remove it, so it was removed Boss: Impossible! I would never ask it. This is an important field for all the system...(…) leia mais

Original: Satisfação Transcription ↓/* inspired by many hours without sleep and a brainstorm on twitter */ Boss: Congratulations for your work. It was very good and our client already called twice just to say thanks... Boss: By the way, that salary increase you asked was already approved... (At home) TRIMMMMMMM!(…) leia mais

Original: Em qual linguagem desenvolver? Transcription ↓real story; string sender; sender = "Rodrigo Ottero"; (1998...) Boss: What are you arguing about? Programmer: If we should use Visual C++ or Java on the new project Boss: What are the pros and cons of each one? Programmer: Well... (Half hour later...(…) leia mais

Original: Total atençãoTranscription ↓Boss: I will explain the requirements and I need your full attention. Please, put your phone on flight mode to avoid interferences...Programmer: ok...(Programmer turns phone on flight mode and it flies)--T-shirt: If Woody Had Gone Right to the Police...

Original: 70%Transcription ↓real story;string sender;sender = "Raphael Matori";Boss: I need to show the site to our client. How are its progress?Programmer: It's 70% done... I'll up it to the server so you can see it...(A few later...)Boss: There's a button which is not working...--T-shirt: Don't panic

Original: Opinião sincera Transcription ↓real story; string sender; sender = "werter"; Programmer: Tell me something: I got this use case... They want it implemented using ajax or in a simple post request? Manager: Shhh... You'll have to ask it to somebody else... I don't understand about these I.T. things...(…) leia mais

Original: Servidor foraTranscription ↓real story;string sender;sender = "Antonio Mochi";Boss: Please, send that text by email to all employees of our companyProgrammer: The mail server is temporarily down...Boss: Oh, really? So send a mail to everyone announcing that the mail server is down--T-shirt: Use the source, Luke

Original: Sabe tudoTranscription ↓real story;string sender;sender = "Matori";Boss: Change it to blue. Blue is better.Programmer: Blue doesn't fit with the logo. It will let all heavyBoss: Trust me, it will be betterProgrammer: Okay...Boss: No... Undo it... Blue is too heavy...--T-shirt: I will code for food

Original: Fidelidade Transcription ↓real story; string sender; sender = "Sandro Araújo"; Boss: I need a system to a loyalty program of a gas station. It has to manage the customers' cards, manage discounts... Programmer: Okay... Boss: I'll give you 4 days Programmer: 4 days?!? Well... I'll try...(…) leia mais

Original: Simples assim Transcription ↓real story; string sender; sender = "********"; Programmer: Hey, boss... In the file layout, the user ID has a length of 6, but in our database it has 8. What do we do? Boss: Easy... Just divides it by 100... So, who needs to read the file only has to multiply it by 100 e it's done...(…) leia mais