PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Gerenciamento de projetos Transcription ↓real story; string sender; sender = "Beto Raposa"; Boss: I don't understand all that code on your screen. It's greek to me. I need you always explain to me all you're doing...(…) leia mais

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers LifeI met the "Alonso" of that story:Transcription ↓real story;string sender;sender = "Paiva";Boss: So you will work online on those projects. The server is already in the cloud...(Alonso looking up to the clouds)--T-shirt: Jean cloud van damme

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Metas Transcription ↓real story; string sender; sender = "Alexandre Torres"; Boss: Our projects are running late. I was wondering and realized how to improve our approach. From now, we won't work with deadlines, but with goals Programmer: Goals?(…) leia mais

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: O sistema não faz nada Transcription ↓real story; string sender; sender = "César Rodrigues"; Boss: The client said the system is broken and it's not working. He said it does nothing. Programmer: What was he trying to do? Was he registering new customers?(…) leia mais

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Adiantar a entrega Transcription ↓real story; string sender; sender = "Alezio Wanderley"; Manager: We need to hurry up the development in two days. Is it possible to deliver the system tomorrow? Programmer: No way. It's too much for short time...(…) leia mais

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Ótima iniciativa Transcription ↓string sender; sender = "Nairon"; Boss: From today you'll be solo at the project, because our customer only have funds to one man/hour Programmer: So, the deadline will be changed? Boss: No, it will remain the same.(…) leia mais

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Falha de segurança Transcription ↓real story; string sender; sender = "Paulo J."; Boss: Our system has an extreme security flaw and I need you to fix it immediately! Programmer: What is happening?(…) leia mais

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Valor da nota Transcription ↓real story; string sender; sender = "Flávio S. Pires"; Programmer: Where do I inform this increase value from invoice to the user's report? Boss: No, you don't. Just decrease this value from total value, then it's Ok.(…) leia mais

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Documentação Transcription ↓real story; string sender; sender = "Mike"; Boss: Our client said his users don't know how to use the program. So, write a documentation to them. Programmer: Ok, I'll do it and include it on help section (Some time later...(…) leia mais

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Botão Invisível Transcription ↓real story; string sender; sender = "Conrado Adolpho"; Boss: Our client wants a invisible button on system to access site statistics without anyone else know how he does Programmer: What an awful idea!(…) leia mais