PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Listagem de clientes Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "eu_franco"; Boss: I need a list of all customers registered on the system for tomorrow morning Programmer: Ok Boss: Could you put their name and address in the list?(…) leia mais
PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Código ofuscado Transcription ↓string sender = "Gustavo"; Boss: We need to buy a software to obfuscate the source code Programmer: No, we don't need... Boss: What? Why not? Programmer: Our intern already writes obfuscated code...(…) leia mais
PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Visibilidade Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "Dewes"; Boss: Who can see the messages in that forum you've installed here? Programmer: Everyone... Boss: Ok, but who? The users? Programmer: Uh, yes... Boss: But they can see only if they access it, right?(…) leia mais
PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Tem que respeitar o contrato Transcription ↓real historia; string sender = "Gilmar Candido"; Boss: The deadline must be respected. So you need to release the software in 2 weeks Programmer: So we need more people on team and the company will have to pay extra time...(…) leia mais
PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Será que o sistema faz?
PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Novo site Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "Stefano"; Boss: We have to create a website on 15 days! Programmer: But it's a simple site, just html and css? Boss: No. A complete one, with pictures too! (Programmer's glass breaking) -- T-shirt: 3.(…) leia mais
PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Protótipo Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "João Pontes"; Boss: I just arrived from customer's office...
PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Segurança acima de tudo! Transcription ↓real story; string sender; sender = "edio"; Boss: The password must be encrypted to store it on database... Programmer: Great! No problem! Boss: Then it must have a copy of unencrypted password to send it by email...(…) leia mais