Artigos marcados com a tag boss
Are you the tech support? 26/07/2016 11:02
We need to respect the contact 19/07/2016 17:08
PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Tem que respeitar o contrato Transcription ↓real historia; string sender = "Gilmar Candido"; Boss: The deadline must be respected. So you need to release the software in 2 weeks Programmer: So we need more people on team and the company will have to pay extra time...(…) leia mais
I need to know if the system does... 05/06/2016 23:34
PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Será que o sistema faz?
New site 11/04/2016 17:05
PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Novo site Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "Stefano"; Boss: We have to create a website on 15 days! Programmer: But it's a simple site, just html and css? Boss: No. A complete one, with pictures too! (Programmer's glass breaking) -- T-shirt: 3.(…) leia mais
Prototype 05/04/2016 17:27
PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Protótipo Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "João Pontes"; Boss: I just arrived from customer's office...
Security first! 08/12/2015 00:43
PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Segurança acima de tudo! Transcription ↓real story; string sender; sender = "edio"; Boss: The password must be encrypted to store it on database... Programmer: Great! No problem! Boss: Then it must have a copy of unencrypted password to send it by email...(…) leia mais
All day playing that game 30/10/2015 23:21
PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Nesse jogo o dia inteiro Transcription ↓(Working on-site from a client's office) User came in with Programmer's Boss: Did you see it? I told you... He stays all day playing that game... Boss: Oh, it's ok. That "game" he is allowed to "play".(…) leia mais
How to make the cookies 29/10/2015 21:30
PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers LifeOriginal: Tem que fazer os cookies direitoTranscription ↓Once my boss came in and told me that I must make the cookies the right way.I said I couldn't, because I don't know how to cook.We laugh a lot.I got fired.--T-shirt: It's stronger than me...
Urgent report 26/10/2015 23:24
PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Transcription ↓real story; string sender; sender = "Claudio Ramone"; Boss: I need the new report for today urgently! Programmer: ok (Later) Programmer (to Alex): Weird... Look this: Clothes $2,000.00, shoes $500.00... I wonder who would be that customer...(…) leia mais