real story;
string sender = "Edigley Dias da Silva";
User: I need a new system...
Programmer: Ok. Tell me what do you want and I'll estimate the costs
User: Well... Do you know... Our company has no money to pay now...
Programmer: Great! I also have no time... So I don't write a software to you and it's alright!
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