string sender = "Joseph Kreifels II";
Boss: You have to finish this project in 2 weeks
Programmer: But we need 6 weeks
Boss: No way. The customer needs it in 2 weeks
Programmer: No. We will deliver it in 6 weeks (doing the jedi gesture)
(Later)
Alex: You had a Star Wars marathon again, right?
Programmer: Do. Or do not. There is no try.
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T-shirt: Jedi Master