Boss: So you have to do (...) and (...)
Programmer: But you are reinventing the wheel! We have to...
Boss: Don't discuss! Do it my way!
(Later...)
Boss: It's perfect! I told you my way was the better one!
A.P.: Weird! His way was the better one?
Programmer: Of course not! I just ignored him and I did it the right way!
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