real story;
string sender = "Rodrigo";
Alonso: Our client gave me a pendrive with all info about the requested updates. could we plug those pendrives on the computers here?
Dev: Just scan it before to check if it has any virus...
Alonso: Okay, I scanned it here and looks like it's normal
Dev: Cool.. If you didn't receive any strange message from antivirus...
Alonso: Antivirus?
(Behind Alonso's monitor there is an image scanner)
Dev: PLOP!
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T-shirt: Imagine when I ask to unmount pendrive