real story;
User (on phone): Your system is not working on any machine here...
Programmer: Is the server on?
User: Yes.
Programmer: Okay, I'll be there soon to see it...
(on server's room)
User: Did you see? The server is on, but the system is not working anywhere...
Programmer: The server is off. That light is from your no-break!
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T-shirt: I would have to stand up to get more coffee anyway