Boss: What a ?????! Our client is cracking the activation key of our software, to avoid to pay the monthly US$30...
Programmer: Hmm... Your system was made in delphi, right? And how much did you pay on Delphi?
Boss: Nothing... I'ts cracked
Programmer: hmmm... And how much for windows?
Boss: Just US$20 to the boy...
Programmer: And what word you used to our client?
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