Friend (on the phone): Hey dude, aren't you working today?Programmer: No! Thank God it's holiday!Friend: And what you gonna do to enjoy this holiday?Programmer: I don't know. I think I'll just finish some programs here...Original: Feriado

Jack: How can I open an .exe file on linux?Programmer: You can'tJack: There's no way to do it?Programmer: Well, you can open some programs within wine... why?Jack: Because an old friend of mine sent me some photos in file photos.exeProgrammer: (ploft)Original: Arquivo .EXE no Linux

A. P.: Windows 7 CD, Vista CD, XP CD, drivers CD... Give me the Ubuntu CDProgrammer: Sure... Working from home this weekend?A. P.: Worse... Family reunion...Original: Vai fazer bico?

Jack: This client is mad about the message the system returned...Programmer: What message?Jack: "You're doing it wrong, stupid!"Programmer: Ooops!Jack: What do I say?Programmer: Nothing... Transfer the call to the support guyOriginal: Mensagem de erro estranha

Original: Momentos de um programador

Friend: Dude, they told me you are a programmer, right?Programmer: YeahFriend: That's great! 'cause my printer is not working...Programmer: Man, which part of 'programmer' have you missed?Original: Você é programador?