Programmer: Hey, look at this program I wrote... I'll compile it nowComputer: poof!Programmer: Wait... Now it will workComputer: poof!Programmer: Now it will workComputer: poof!Programmer: Now it will workComputer: poof!5 hours later...Programmer: Now it will workComputer: poof!Original: Agora vai

A. P.: Man, I get mad with these ads... Ads should be more honest Programmer: If they were honest, they wouldn't be ads Programmer: Just imagine: "we deliver your system 2 months after deadline", or even "your system with more spaghetti than italy!"... or even worse: "Lowest price for your site, but made using ASP!(…) leia mais

Jack: You'll not believe... I erased all client data by mistake, I don't have abackup and the server can restore their backup only next week... I'm lost!Programmer: Well, it could be worse...Jack: Impossible! How could it be worse?Programmer: It could be me...

Friend: Free software doesn’t cost anything, so they call it "free" Programmer: You're wrong, young padawan... Programmer: Free as in freedom, not as in "Free beer"... But most people usually misunderstand...(…) leia mais

A. P.: Hey dude, let's get lunch?Programmer: Wait a minute, I'm in the zone...Computer: Error! Not a number!Programmer: Ok, let's get lunch!Original: Not a number

Boss: From now on, you'll not use left or inner join anymore in database queriesProgrammer: But what about the performance and...Boss: It doesn't matter! only simple joins... 'cause I had to fix a bug when you weren't here and it's hard to understand when you use "left join"Original: LEFT JOIN

Friend (on the phone): Hey dude, aren't you working today?Programmer: No! Thank God it's holiday!Friend: And what you gonna do to enjoy this holiday?Programmer: I don't know. I think I'll just finish some programs here...Original: Feriado

Jack: How can I open an .exe file on linux?Programmer: You can'tJack: There's no way to do it?Programmer: Well, you can open some programs within wine... why?Jack: Because an old friend of mine sent me some photos in file photos.exeProgrammer: (ploft)Original: Arquivo .EXE no Linux

A. P.: Windows 7 CD, Vista CD, XP CD, drivers CD... Give me the Ubuntu CDProgrammer: Sure... Working from home this weekend?A. P.: Worse... Family reunion...Original: Vai fazer bico?

Jack: This client is mad about the message the system returned...Programmer: What message?Jack: "You're doing it wrong, stupid!"Programmer: Ooops!Jack: What do I say?Programmer: Nothing... Transfer the call to the support guyOriginal: Mensagem de erro estranha