PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Projeto com problemas Transcription ↓real story; string sender; sender = "Gordinho"; Boss: DAMN, PROGRAMMER! DO YOU WANT TO CRASH OUR COMPANY? WHY DIDN'T YOU WARN ME ABOUT THE ISSUES ON THE PROJECT?? Programmer: What? I told you!(…) leia mais

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Campo Long Transcription ↓real story; string sender; sender = "Sergio Filho"; Boss: If we let that field as a Long integer, it will support the records amount we need? Programmer: Oh, yeah. The long type is very large.(…) leia mais

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Gerenciamento de projetos Transcription ↓real story; string sender; sender = "Beto Raposa"; Boss: I don't understand all that code on your screen. It's greek to me. I need you always explain to me all you're doing...(…) leia mais

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers LifeI met the "Alonso" of that story:Transcription ↓real story;string sender;sender = "Paiva";Boss: So you will work online on those projects. The server is already in the cloud...(Alonso looking up to the clouds)--T-shirt: Jean cloud van damme

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Comportamento estranho Transcription ↓real story; string sender; sender = "João Gabriel"; User: The poll you created for our site has kind of a weird behavior... Programmer: How weird? Because it's already approved...(…) leia mais

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Versão do Windows Transcription ↓real story; string sender; sender = "walterfcarvalho"; Programmer: Hi, are you the IT manager? The database server is running Windows, right? IT Manager: Yeah... Programmer: I need to homologate.(…) leia mais

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Relatório desatualizado Transcription ↓real story; string sender; sender = "Vinícius Michelan"; User: The report is completely outdated! It's displaying info from 2 years ago, from march 2013 Programmer: hmmm...(…) leia mais

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Metas Transcription ↓real story; string sender; sender = "Alexandre Torres"; Boss: Our projects are running late. I was wondering and realized how to improve our approach. From now, we won't work with deadlines, but with goals Programmer: Goals?(…) leia mais

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Arquivo de configuração Transcription ↓real story; string sender; sender = "Toddy"; Alonso: The system did not establish connection with database... Programmer: Let me see the database connection config file.(…) leia mais

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: O sistema não faz nada Transcription ↓real story; string sender; sender = "César Rodrigues"; Boss: The client said the system is broken and it's not working. He said it does nothing. Programmer: What was he trying to do? Was he registering new customers?(…) leia mais