PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: The Developer's Life Original: Procurando vírus Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "Rodrigo"; Alonso: Our client gave me a pendrive with all info about the requested updates. could we plug those pendrives on the computers here? Dev: Just scan it before to check if it has any virus...(…) leia mais

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: The Developer's Life Original: Verifique com o Robson Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "Valdevir"; Dev: Boss, I was reviewing the code you asked me and I found the comment: /* Peter, check with Robson how we're going to do */ Dev: Who is this Robson? Boss: I don't know.(…) leia mais

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: The Developer's Life Original: Carrão Transcription ↓string sender = "xvs"; Dev: Wow, boss! What a car, huh?? Boss: Yeah... I just got it from the store Dev: Congrats! Boss: Thank you! But look, I'm sure that if you devote yourself, work hard and give your best...(…) leia mais

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: The Developer's Life Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "Fabrício Olmo Aride"; Dev: Alonso, run Visual Studio... Alonso: Hehehehe! Dev: Uh? Did I tell something funny? Alonso: No, but when I hear "Visual Studio" it sounds like a beauty salon... Dev: PLOP!(…) leia mais

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: The Developer's Life Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "Ricardo"; User (on phone): Hi, Dev! Your system is not working! When I ask for a report, it crashes! Dev: Wait a minute, I'll see the logs... Dev: Wow!(…) leia mais

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: The Developer's LifeTranscription ↓string sender = "Sidnei";Dev: Wow... Why are you using sunglasses here?Dev 2: I'm using it to code...Dev: Why? How could it help you to code?Dev 2: The IDE I'm using doesn't have a dark mode!Dev: PLOP!--T-shirt: Make do with what you have

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: The Developer's Life Transcription ↓A.P.: Dude, 12 years of web comics! It's a shame that it doesn't have the same publish rhythm as it was in the beginning... Dev: Oh, be chill, we have solved it! A.P.: Really? How??(…) leia mais

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: The Developer's LifeTranscription ↓(It's dark outside)Dev: Wow, it's night already! I didn't noticed it...Alonso: Boomer!Dev: Why "Boomer"?Alonso: You don't say "night" anymore, it's "Dark Mode"!Dev: PLOP!--T-shirt: You born with Windows ME

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: The Developer's Life Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "Denilson"; Dev: Dude, look this... Recently I published a chrome extension. Basically, it reloads the page in some interval... A.P.: Cool! Dev: But look this comment at the store Comment: "...(…) leia mais

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: The Developer's Life Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "xvs950"; Alonso: Weird... I can't restart windows... Dev: Let me see... Oh, you have to save this document first! Alonso: Uh, it still not working... I will press the restart button... (...) Jeeeezz!(…) leia mais