PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: The Developer's Life Original: Era uma base muito engraçada... Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "Lucas Caran"; (Talking via chat) Dev: Paul, do you know the "HA" database password? Paul: hahahaha Dev: What's the fun? Paul: No, it's the password Dev: What password?(…) leia mais
PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: The Developer's Life Original: Cardápio em papel Transcription ↓(In a coffee shop) Waitress: Do you want the menu, Mr.? Dev: Yes, thanks! (Dev, holding the menu) Dev: It's nice to have the menu in paper sometimes... (Dev unfolds the menu and it has only a big qr-code) Dev: PLOP!(…) leia mais
PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: The Developer's Life Original: Layoff Transcription ↓real story; A.P.: Hey, man...
PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: The Developer's Life Original: Procurando vírus Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "Rodrigo"; Alonso: Our client gave me a pendrive with all info about the requested updates. could we plug those pendrives on the computers here? Dev: Just scan it before to check if it has any virus...(…) leia mais
PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: The Developer's Life Original: Verifique com o Robson Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "Valdevir"; Dev: Boss, I was reviewing the code you asked me and I found the comment: /* Peter, check with Robson how we're going to do */ Dev: Who is this Robson? Boss: I don't know.(…) leia mais
PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: The Developer's Life Original: Carrão Transcription ↓string sender = "xvs"; Dev: Wow, boss! What a car, huh?? Boss: Yeah... I just got it from the store Dev: Congrats! Boss: Thank you! But look, I'm sure that if you devote yourself, work hard and give your best...(…) leia mais
PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: The Developer's Life Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "Fabrício Olmo Aride"; Dev: Alonso, run Visual Studio... Alonso: Hehehehe! Dev: Uh? Did I tell something funny? Alonso: No, but when I hear "Visual Studio" it sounds like a beauty salon... Dev: PLOP!(…) leia mais
PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: The Developer's LifeTranscription ↓string sender = "Sidnei";Dev: Wow... Why are you using sunglasses here?Dev 2: I'm using it to code...Dev: Why? How could it help you to code?Dev 2: The IDE I'm using doesn't have a dark mode!Dev: PLOP!--T-shirt: Make do with what you have