Original: Cópia da tela Transcription ↓real story; string sender; sender = "Breno Alencar"; User: There's an error in your system! Programmer: What's the error? User: I don't understand it... Programmer: Okay... Take a screenshot and send it on my email User: How can I do it?(…) leia mais

Original: Cliente perspicaz Transcription ↓real story; string sender; sender = "Francisco Aghetti Luchese"; User: The system is not working... The validation says that the discounts are wrong... Programmer: You have to change the discounts method from products amount to invoice total... (A few later...(…) leia mais

Original: Ficou em branco Transcription ↓real story; string sender; sender = "Thiago Elias Rezende"; User: I filled out all fields, then I clicked on "save", but it's now a blank screen Programmer: Okay. But there is no error message? User: Wait, I'll see it... (2 minutes later...) User: I'm back.(…) leia mais

Original: Ficção x Realidade Transcription ↓You're bitten by a radioactive spider Fiction: You get super powers (Spiderman) Reality: You die of cancer You're struck by a lightning Fiction: You get super powers (Flash) Reality: You die (not always) You type some weird character sequence Fiction: You get super(…) leia mais

Original: O sistema não imprime Transcription ↓/* True story sent by Paulo Eduardo */ Client: The system is displaying an error when we try to print... Programmer: What's the error message? Client: It says: Printer not found Programmer: Is the printer turned on? Client: I don't know. It's under repair...(…) leia mais

Transcription ↓/* True story sent by Erisvaldo Carvalho */Manager: What code is it that you're trying to fix?Programmer: SQL...Manager: Hmmm... Let me see it...Manager: I wonder that the error is there on these -- (minus minus), because "minus minus" equals "plus"... It's a calculus failOriginal: Erro de SQL

Transcription ↓/* True story sent by bruno */ Boss: That form you made on site isn't working... Programmer: Wait a minute... I'll fix it... Programmer: And... It's done. Boss: Alright, I'll see it... Hours later... Boss: Weird... When you told me that it's done, that form wasn't working yet...(…) leia mais

A. P.: Hey dude, let's get lunch?Programmer: Wait a minute, I'm in the zone...Computer: Error! Not a number!Programmer: Ok, let's get lunch!Original: Not a number

Jack: This client is mad about the message the system returned...Programmer: What message?Jack: "You're doing it wrong, stupid!"Programmer: Ooops!Jack: What do I say?Programmer: Nothing... Transfer the call to the support guyOriginal: Mensagem de erro estranha