real historia;
string sender = "João Neviadunski";
Programmer: You said you program in Java, right?
Jimmy: Oh, yes... I have been programing in Java for 17 years...
(Later...)
Jimmy: Jeeeezzz! I've never seen it before! I'm trying to compile and it is asking for something called "jdk". Do you have it?
Programmer: PLOP!
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