real story;
string sender = "Marcos Lima";
Trainee: Dude, could you suggest me a good C compiler?
Programmer: Sure! You could start with devcpp, which has a compiler, a debugger and the code editor...
Trainee: Great! Can I ask you only a quick little favor?
Programmer: Say it...
Trainee: Could you teach me how to program in C?
Programmer: FACEPALM!
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T-shirt: To infinity and beyond!